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| name = Calhoun Delmore | | name = Calhoun Delmore | ||
| pronouns = | | pronouns = Bitch/Ass | ||
| | | other_names = "Cavehoun", "Calsewerhoun", "Clonehoun" | ||
| race = 14/20 | |||
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'''Calhoun Delmore''' is an assistant to the [[Paradeisos]] Champion, currently [[Cyrus Wresch]]. He is described as "Mormon" in appearance and attitude. Calhoun appears to have a severe memory problem. He also claims to enjoy rock climbing in caves. He is often seen with a lantern. | '''Calhoun Delmore''' (also <i>Cavehoun</i>, <i>Calsewerhoun</i>, <i>Clonehoun</i>) is an assistant to the [[Paradeisos]] Champion, currently [[Cyrus Wresch]]. He is described as "Mormon" in appearance and attitude. Calhoun appears to have a severe memory problem. He also claims to enjoy rock climbing in caves. He is often seen with a lantern. | ||
== Powers and Abilities == | == Powers and Abilities == | ||
? | I've come to make an announcement: Calhoun Delmore is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormons Mormon]-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my [twitter.com Twitter.com]: Calhoun Delmore, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walnut walnut] except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. | ||
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon MOON]! How do you like that, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama Obama]?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! | |||
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too! | |||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
Latest revision as of 05:03, 9 August 2024
Calhoun Delmore (also Cavehoun, Calsewerhoun, Clonehoun) is an assistant to the Paradeisos Champion, currently Cyrus Wresch. He is described as "Mormon" in appearance and attitude. Calhoun appears to have a severe memory problem. He also claims to enjoy rock climbing in caves. He is often seen with a lantern.
Powers and Abilities
I've come to make an announcement: Calhoun Delmore is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his Mormon-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my [twitter.com Twitter.com]: Calhoun Delmore, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Fun Facts
- Favorite pizza flavor: pineapple and anchovy
- Favorite Lord Wars 13 character: none, plays all in order
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