Difference between revisions of "Calhoun Delmore"
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| name = Calhoun Delmore | | name = Calhoun Delmore | ||
| pronouns = Bitch/Ass | |||
| other_names = "Cavehoun", "Calsewerhoun", "Clonehoun" | | other_names = "Cavehoun", "Calsewerhoun", "Clonehoun" | ||
| race = 14/20 | | race = 14/20 | ||
Revision as of 02:30, 8 August 2024
Template:Personinfo Calhoun Delmore is an assistant to the Paradeisos Champion, currently Cyrus Wresch. He is described as "Mormon" in appearance and attitude. Calhoun appears to have a severe memory problem. He also claims to enjoy rock climbing in caves. He is often seen with a lantern.
Powers and Abilities
I've come to make an announcement: Calhoun Delmore is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his Mormon-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Calhoun Delmore, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Fun Facts
- Favorite pizza flavor: pineapple and anchovy
- Favorite Lord Wars 13 character: none, plays all in order
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